Here’s some inspiration for you… this was going on in my back yard about fifteen minutes ago:
Just out of the frame, in the direction these two dudes are both looking at the end, is a pretty young doe, who is paying absolutely no attention to their bro-ish antics.
This is not how it’s done, fellas. So sorry.
Isn’t it amazing how often animals mirror human behavior? How often have we all seen young men buffeting each other around and flexing their biceps, sneaking little glances at the girls to see how they’re taking it, only to redouble their efforts when they see that it’s having no effect.
How about taking another tack, boys? Trying something different for a change? No?
Okay then. Have fun doing your thing.